Experiment @ Heated Temperatures

It was discovered in a recent experiment that it's pretty much impossible to cook a coffeepot of noodles through a normal cycle of the coffeemaker.
Since slimy, but slightly warmed; crunchy, and sort of smelly egg noodles do not appeal to me, I stuck them in the microwave.
Of course, I didn't put enough water back in and the tops became crackly instead of crunchy, but it was in the name of discovery.

Discovery: Coffeepot noodles are not appetizing.
Edible, but not appetizing.

Next up: Oatmeal.

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